How to deal with Imran Khan, Bushra Bibi and PTI folks

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How to deal with Imran Khan, Bushra Bibi and PTI folks
How to deal with Imran Khan, Bushra Bibi and PTI folks

By Justice Markandey Katju

About 180 criminal cases have been foisted on former Prime Minister Imran Khan, e.g. toshakhana case, cypher case, Abdul Qadir Trust case, murder of a lawyer, etc.

But I advise the Pakistan authorities to forget the other cases, and focus attention only on the murder case, and get him convicted quickly on this charge, sentenced to death, and hanged, like Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto.

There should be no shortage of Maulvi Mushtaq Hussains, Humayun Dilawars etc in the Pakistan judiciary, and approvers like Masood Mahmood, to do this great job, and get rid of this pest, who has become a headache for everyone in Pakistan (particularly the army and their annointed heir apparent Nawaz Sharif). Na rahe baans na baje baansuri !

Additionally, Imran Khan's wife Bushra Bibi should be tried and convicted for witchcraft e.g. keeping 2 djinns in bottles which she opens at midnight to feed them, burning live chicken, having a face which cannot be seen in a mirror (like a vampire) etc. She should be sentenced to being burnt on a stake, like Joan of Arc, or in the medieval Inquisitions, or in the reign of Bloody Queen Mary, the way she burnt those live chickens, or hanged as in the Salem witches trials. .

And as for PTI leaders, workers and supporters, they should be crucified on crosses, like Jesus Christ (making sure they have no chance of a resurrection on the third day, by cremating them when they are dead).

This will ensure that all of Pakistan's woes come to an end, and all Pakistanis can live in peace hereafter.

(Justice Katju is a retired judge of the Supreme Court of India. These are his personal views.)

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