Justice Markandey Katju
Neha Singh Rathore ab bahut khush ba
Oka Supreme Court se raahat mili ba
Okar giraftaari par rok lagi ba
Par oka achchi seekh mil gayi ba
Aage babbar sher ka kabahun naahi lalkaarab
Ee baat Neha kaan pakad kar kahat ba
Ab gaan " ka ba " ke vishay Neha badal diye ba
Ab Venezuela mein ka ba, ee gaan likhat ba
President Maduro ki sitti pitti gum ho gayi ba, ee gaan likhat ba
Dilli mein bahut jaada thand padat ba, ee gaan likhat ba
Mamata Banerjee bauraayi ba, ee gaan likhat ba
Bangladesh mein ka ba, ee gaan likhat ba
Trump andher machaaye ba, ee gaan likhat ba
Dharmendra ki maut ke baad Hema Malini bahut dukhi ba, ee gaan likhat ba
Par babbar sher ke baare mein bhool kare bhi naahi likhat ba
" Once bitten twice shy " ee angrezi kahaawat baarambaar dohraawat ba
Bhagwaan humka buddhi de, ee baat japat ba
Bhoot pishaach ( police ) nikat nahi aawen, ee baat sochat ba
Ab Neha theek ho gayi ba
Par hamaar phonewa abahu naahi uthaawat ba
Humka lagat ba humse bahut naaraaj ba.
(Justice Markandey Katju is a former Judge of the Supreme Court of India, and former Chairman of the Press Council of India. The views expressed are his own.)

