CJP mein ka ba
By Justice Markandey Katju
( Neha Singh Rathore ko maazrat ke saath )
CJP mein ka ba ?
CJI berozgar ladkan ka cockroach bol dees
Esey mulk mein bada shor halla macha ba
Abhishek Dipte Boston mein CJP banaaye dees
Okar kuch dinan mein 2 crore anuyaayi bane ba
Esey okar dimaag kharaab hoye gawa ba
Nashe mein oo choor ba
CJP ka chaahat ba ?
Humre samajh na aawat ba
Shiksha mantri hataaye se ka hoi ?
Dusra mantri hoye jaayi
Ese ka laabh hoye ba ?
Mulk mein bheeshan ghurbat, berozgari, mehngai, baal kuposhan
Swaasth laabh aur acchi shiksha ka poora abhaav ba
Jantar Mantar mein hu halla machaaye se ka hoye ?
Abhijit Dipke naamak launda Amreeka mein rahat raha
Boston University ka oo chhaatr ba
CJI ka baat sunke oo Bharat aaye ke
CJP banaaye dees
Jantar Mantar mein meeting kare ba
Ab Pune mein meeting chalat ba
Sagar hawai jahaaz se ghoomat ba
20 June dusri Jantar mantar meeting ghoshit kiye ba
Ee sab ka kharcha kahaan se aawat ba ?
Ee keu ka naahi pata ba
Kuch daal mein kaala ba
Humka lagat hai bides se paisa aawat ba
Dipte launda bada chaalu ba
Ekey peeche moorkh laundan ki toli chalat ba
Pied Piper of Hamelin jaisan baansuri bajaawat ba
Choohan jaisan laundan okre peeche peeche jaawat ba
Jaldi khadd mein gire ka ba
Ee c...... aur nautanki humse naahi dekhi jaat ba
Hum Ishq Karo Party banaaye ba
Humre Party ka desh mein bada swaagat hot ba
Hamaar maqsad samaaj mein prem ekta laaye ka ba
Bharati janta ka ekjut kare ka ba
Ekjut hoye bina kaunon tarakki naahi hoye sakat ba
Jaati, mazhab nafrat hataaye ka ba
Ekjut hokar mahaan jan sangharh kare ka ba
Naya samriddh khushaal bharat banaaye ka ba
Ee sab moorkh mandbuddhi tilchattan ka naahi samajh mein aawat ba
Oo sab apne paagalpan mein magan, masroof, aur mashghool ba
Jaisan Munshi Premchand ki kahaani Shatranj ke Khilaadi mein
Mir saheb aur Mirza saheb ka shatranj khele mein haal behaal ba.
(Justice Katju is a retired judge of the Supreme Court of India and a former Chairman of the Press Council of India. These are his personal views.)
